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Title:Seal Online-Happy Valentine’s Day!
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| Date: February 14 2008 |
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Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!   Make sure to grab your special girl or guy (either in the game or outside of it) and give them a big Seal kiss today. I love this holiday. Treats, kisses, treats, kisses… who wouldn’t like that?! I hope you and your in-game partner are celebrating in Seal Online.
Do you all know how Valentine’s Day came to be? Well if not, here’s a little trivia for you. In the year 319 A.D., a guy named Valentino decided that he wanted to do something special for his wife, Cupido. He knew she liked chocolate (back then they just chewed on cocoa beans for the flavor), so he built her a house made out of chocolate. It had everything she could want — chocolate furniture, chocolate decorations… even the toilet was made out of chocolate! He presented it to her on February 14th. She loved it, and told everyone in town about it. Pretty soon, townspeople were coming from miles away to see this sugary shack. And boy did Cupido love her house. I mean LOVE. She ate from it every day. And as she ate, she became larger and larger. She became so large, that she finally couldn’t get out of the darn door. So she started to eat her way out. She ate the doorway, and the walls, and as she ate more, she got even larger. The more she ate the larger she got, and the larger she got, the more she ate. It was a never-ending cycle! Finally, Valentino had to do something, before she exploded. So he fetched his trusty bow and arrow from the garage. He tearfully told her that this was going to hurt her a lot more than it was going to hurt him, but that he was doing it out of true love. He didn’t want to see her explode! So Valentino aimed his bow, drew back the string, and fired a love-filled arrow straight into her backside. And do you know what happened? 500 pounds of chocolate flew straight out of the hole he pierced. She flew around the house like a balloon shooting air out of itself. When Cupido finally landed, she looked into Valentino’s big loving eyes and said, “Honey, you saved me from my horrible fate! That was one arrow filled with love.” And they lived happily ever after, the end. And that, my furless friends, is the real story of Valentine’s Day. See ya next time!
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